Wedding at Walder Frey’s

I hopped off my horse, got to The Twins
With my Mom and my bannermen.
Thank the Gods my uncle promised that (what),
He will marry Roslin.

Ate bread and salt,
So protected by guest right.
They’ve been pushing for a bedding the whole damn night.
This wedding’s so crazy.
I’m so glad the Frey’s aren’t shady.

The wine is flowin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda boozy
So far this night has gone smoothly,
That’s when the music from the band played soft and low.
That Lannister song was on.
That Lannister song was on.
That Lannister song was on.

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Shot in the back like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

Get shot two times and the table flips,
Everybody’s dying ’round me now.
Late Walder Frey overreacts
When someone goes and breaks a vow.

So shrill when my Mom cries for mercy.
It’s definitely not a pro-Stark party,
‘Cause all I see are these arrows
In my chest and in my shoulder.

My blood is flowin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda woozy.
Longsword shoved through my heart smoothly.
That’s when Roose Bolton dropped my favorite line,
“Lannisters send their regards.”
“Lannisters send their regards.”
“Lannisters send their regards.”

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Stabbed in the heart like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

Heard Mom screamin’ as I died. (as I died)
Even Grey Wind could not hide. (could not hide)
Guess I married the wrong bride. (the wrong bride)
Tonight is one sick joke and I’m the punch line.

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Stabbed in the heart like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Stabbed in the heart like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

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Brother Love

King Robert said
That Ned Stark would be Hand.
And I’ve got something planned, I won’t tell.
Move up King’s Road to the Starks in the North
And in the back of huge Winterfell
Sits an old tower,
Where there ain’t no one.
And the King won’t know.
Let’s go have some fun.

It’s Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It won’t last long, The seed is strong.
Brother Love’s wrong.

We are making love
Since we’re finally alone
And then from the window, Bran looks in.
Eyes show he’s scared
And he swears he won’t tell
But the fact that he fell is on him.
“What I do for love.”
Is what Jaime spake.
And with just one shove,
Half Bran’s body breaks.

It’s Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It won’t last long, The seed is strong.
Brother Love’s wrong.

[Sermon]

Let’s go talk to Cat,
Our respects we’ll pay.
It is called treason
If she claims foul play.
Halle, halle, halle, halle
Halle, halle, halle, halle
It’s Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It wont last long
I say, Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It won’t last long…

 

Kingslayer

I’m the Kingsguard’s Lord Commander, Jaime Lannister.
There’s nothing wrong with me saying, I love my sister.

I was right to kill Aerys, to save Westeros from their King.
The Starks talk about Winter, and you know what they all say to me.

You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with Cersei.
You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with- A. Big. Ho.

The Mad King, obsessed with Wildfire, burnin’ out of control.
King’s Landing would have been a pyre; I saved every soul.

I was right to kill Aerys, to save Westeros from their King.
The Starks talk about Winter, and you know what they all say to me.

You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with Cersei.
You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with- A. Big. Ho.

I was right to kill Aerys, to save Westeros from their King.
The Starks talk about Winter, and you know what they all say to me.

You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with Cersei.
You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with Cersei.

You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor,
And you’re sleeping with Cersei.
You’re a Kingslayer, Oathbreaker, no honor.
Kingslayer!

Wolves

I know to stick ’em with the pointy end.
If you know what’s good for you, don’t get too close.
Learned Water Dancing from the best,
Syrio Forel, First Sword of Braavos.

And my list’s like Weese and Dunsen, Chiswyck and Poliver,
Raff the Sweetling, The Hound and The Tickler
I don’t care, I’m stabbing you with Needle in my dreams.
And then there’s still Sers Gregor, Ilyn, Amory, and Meryn.
Joffrey, Cersei, Red Woman, Tywin.
I don’t care, Valar Morghulis is my prayer.

And they’re not Direwolves (wolves).
And Winter is Coming,
They get a special gift from me.
I want to hear each of their screams.
I’ll never be “m’lady” (lady),
You can call me Arry.
And maybe I’ll kill, and kill, and kill, and kill.
Revenge for my family.

I’m the ghost in Harrenhal.
And fear cuts deeper than a sword, swift as a deer.
Kill them with a chicken bone if that’s all there is,
A girl has no honor.

And my list’s like Weese and Dunsen, Chiswyck and Poliver,
Raff the Sweetling, The Hound and The Tickler
I don’t care, I’m stabbing you with Needle in my dreams.
And then there’s still Sers Gregor, Ilyn, Amory, and Meryn.
Joffrey, Cersei, Red Woman, Tywin.
I don’t care, Valar Morghulis is my prayer.

And they’re not Direwolves (wolves).
And Winter is Coming,
They get a special gift from me.
I want to hear each of their screams.
I’ll never be “m’lady” (lady),
You can call me Arry.
And maybe I’ll kill, and kill, and kill, and kill.
Revenge for my family.

Ooh ooh oh
Now the lone wolf is on the scene,
And I can’t wait to kill the queen.
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without a care
Valar Morghulis is my prayer.

And they’re not Direwolves (wolves).
And Winter is Coming,
They get a special gift from me.
I want to hear each of their screams.
I’ll never be “m’lady” (lady),
You can call me Arry.
And maybe I’ll kill, and kill, and kill, and kill.
Revenge for my family.

We Are The Night’s Watch

I took the black.
I’m in my prime.
It was my sentence.
I committed a crime.
Some bad mistakes,
I’ve made a few.
But I’ve been cleared of all the rape I did
And all I slew.

(And I need just go North, and North, and North, and North)

We are the Night’s Watch, my brothers,
And we’ll keep on fighting the Others.
We are the Night’s Watch.
We are the Night’s Watch.
No time for Wildlings
‘Cause we are the Night’s Watch on the Wall.

I’ve taken my vows,
Broken one or two.
I dig for buried treasure in Mole’s Town whenever I can.
My brother’s, too.

And now the horn has been sound.
Three times is weird.
Those blue eyed monsters will destroy all of Westeros,
I should just disappear!

(And I need just go South, and South, and South, and South)

We are the Night’s Watch, my brothers,
And we’ll keep on fighting the Others.
We are the Night’s Watch.
We are the Night’s Watch.
No time for Wildlings
‘Cause we are the Night’s Watch on the Wall.

We are the Night’s Watch, my brothers,
And we’ll keep on fighting the Others.
We are the Night’s Watch.
We are the Night’s Watch.
No time for Wildlings
‘Cause we are the Night’s Watch.

Hey Daenerys

Hey Daenerys, I’ve been so bored.
You were so cool,
Till Viserys had to go.
Crowning your bro.
And gave him some gold.
The Maegi was right to destroy your baby.

Jorah’s in the friendzone again.
Ain’t nothing here that I care to read for long.
Well, maybe Aegon.
And all that went wrong.
Targaryen’s used to be cool,
So why aren’t you?!

Oh, I hate that Dany girl,
But she makes Mister Martin happy.
He should kill her off in style.
Hey Daenerys,
You’re a Stormborn woman
But you make me wish a new chapter’s coming.
I’m skipping ahead, girl,
Your pages keep droning on!
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Prince Rhaegar!

Hey Daenerys, take your sweet time.
Your dragons won’t help with White Walkers or the Wights.
Cause we got the night,
full of Terrors, all right.
We can fight wars with passive aggression,
Too!

Oh, I hate that Dany girl,
But she makes Mister Martin happy.
He should kill her off in style.
Hey Daenerys,
You’re a Stormborn woman
But you make me wish a new chapter’s coming
I’m skipping ahead, girl,
Your pages keep droning on!
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Prince Rhaegar!

Hey Daenerys, take your sweet time.
Your dragons won’t help with White Walkers or the Wights.
Cause we got the night,
full of Terrors, all right.
We can fight wars with passive aggression.
Ba ba ba ba ba ……

Rains of Castamere

I hear the words echo in my head,
This hall brings former whispers of some quiet conversation.
The Lord of Castamere had said,
“Who are you to make me bow so low before your high station?
In a coat of gold or coat of red,
A lion still has claws, mine just as long and sharp as yours, my lord.”
He smiled at him as if to say, “Tywin boy, That’s all the truth I know.”

It’s gonna take a lot to make me bow down to you.
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
Weeping over his hall tonight with not a soul to hear.

The lions cry out in the night,
The pride of red has learned a deadly lesson in humility.
A lion’s mouth was meant to bite,
Sure as the rains will never wash away the rebellion’s hard brutality.
Now no one dares to go inside, frightened of these ghosts they might become.

It’s gonna take a lot to make me bow down to you.
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
Weeping over his hall tonight with not a soul to hear.

Tywin boy, That’s all the truth I know.

It’s gonna take a lot to make me bow down to you.
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
And now the rains fall in Castamere,
Weeping over his hall tonight with not a soul to hear.