Wedding at Walder Frey’s

I hopped off my horse, got to The Twins
With my Mom and my bannermen.
Thank the Gods my uncle promised that (what),
He will marry Roslin.

Ate bread and salt,
So protected by guest right.
They’ve been pushing for a bedding the whole damn night.
This wedding’s so crazy.
I’m so glad the Frey’s aren’t shady.

The wine is flowin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda boozy
So far this night has gone smoothly,
That’s when the music from the band played soft and low.
That Lannister song was on.
That Lannister song was on.
That Lannister song was on.

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Shot in the back like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

Get shot two times and the table flips,
Everybody’s dying ’round me now.
Late Walder Frey overreacts
When someone goes and breaks a vow.

So shrill when my Mom cries for mercy.
It’s definitely not a pro-Stark party,
‘Cause all I see are these arrows
In my chest and in my shoulder.

My blood is flowin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda woozy.
Longsword shoved through my heart smoothly.
That’s when Roose Bolton dropped my favorite line,
“Lannisters send their regards.”
“Lannisters send their regards.”
“Lannisters send their regards.”

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Stabbed in the heart like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

Heard Mom screamin’ as I died. (as I died)
Even Grey Wind could not hide. (could not hide)
Guess I married the wrong bride. (the wrong bride)
Tonight is one sick joke and I’m the punch line.

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Stabbed in the heart like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

So I put my hands up
They’re playing that song,
Of Castamere and the Reynes.
I got caught in a trap like yeah.
Stabbed in the heart like yeah.
I got my hands up,
They’re playin’ that song
It’s never gonna be okay.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.
Yeah, it’s a wedding at Walder Frey’s.

Brother Love

King Robert said
That Ned Stark would be Hand.
And I’ve got something planned, I won’t tell.
Move up King’s Road to the Starks in the North
And in the back of huge Winterfell
Sits an old tower,
Where there ain’t no one.
And the King won’t know.
Let’s go have some fun.

It’s Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It won’t last long, The seed is strong.
Brother Love’s wrong.

We are making love
Since we’re finally alone
And then from the window, Bran looks in.
Eyes show he’s scared
And he swears he won’t tell
But the fact that he fell is on him.
“What I do for love.”
Is what Jaime spake.
And with just one shove,
Half Bran’s body breaks.

It’s Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It won’t last long, The seed is strong.
Brother Love’s wrong.

[Sermon]

Let’s go talk to Cat,
Our respects we’ll pay.
It is called treason
If she claims foul play.
Halle, halle, halle, halle
Halle, halle, halle, halle
It’s Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It wont last long
I say, Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love is all that I’ve ever known.
I’ve got three babies and they are all Jaime’s.
It won’t last long…