Hey Daenerys

Hey Daenerys, I’ve been so bored.
You were so cool,
Till Viserys had to go.
Crowning your bro.
And gave him some gold.
The Maegi was right to destroy your baby.

Jorah’s in the friendzone again.
Ain’t nothing here that I care to read for long.
Well, maybe Aegon.
And all that went wrong.
Targaryen’s used to be cool,
So why aren’t you?!

Oh, I hate that Dany girl,
But she makes Mister Martin happy.
He should kill her off in style.
Hey Daenerys,
You’re a Stormborn woman
But you make me wish a new chapter’s coming.
I’m skipping ahead, girl,
Your pages keep droning on!
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Prince Rhaegar!

Hey Daenerys, take your sweet time.
Your dragons won’t help with White Walkers or the Wights.
Cause we got the night,
full of Terrors, all right.
We can fight wars with passive aggression,
Too!

Oh, I hate that Dany girl,
But she makes Mister Martin happy.
He should kill her off in style.
Hey Daenerys,
You’re a Stormborn woman
But you make me wish a new chapter’s coming
I’m skipping ahead, girl,
Your pages keep droning on!
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Bring him back,
Prince Rhaegar!

Hey Daenerys, take your sweet time.
Your dragons won’t help with White Walkers or the Wights.
Cause we got the night,
full of Terrors, all right.
We can fight wars with passive aggression.
Ba ba ba ba ba ……

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